Update #12

I'm a fat sack of shit.  Birthday came and went, ate way too much as usual.  I'm up to 254 lbs.  Seriously, anybody that ever says 1 lb = 3500 calories is a fucking piece of shit.  That is the biggest fucking lie ever.  That means I ate over 35,000 extra calories over 4 or 5 days.  And that's not in total, you still take into account the average amount is about 2000 per day.  So 10,000 plus 35,000.  I overate, but not 35,000 fucking calories worth.  I already know there's no fucking way I can win this most inspirational blog crap.  I hate this, I hate myself.